If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
- Kate Jenkinson, Thank God You’re Here
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 7.01
- Xander: How exactly do you 'make' cereal?
- Buffy: You put the box near the milk. I saw it on the Food Channel.
I like music. I’m very into Britney Spears’ early work, before she sold out. Her fingerprint and macaroni art, very underrated.
- Dawn, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 7.01
Peachy, with a side of keen. That would be me!
- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 7.01
Oh, being popular isn’t so great. Or so I’ve read in books.
- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 7.01
Sunnydale: Come for the food; stay for the dismemberment.
- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 7.02
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 1.01
- Willow: I think boys are more interested in girls who can talk.
- Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately.
From now on I am only going to hang out with the living…I mean lively.
- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 1.01
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 1.01
- Cordelia: It's in the bad part of town.
- Buffy: Where's that?
- Cordelia: About a half a block from the good part of town. We don't have a whole lot of town here.
You know it’s a good thing I didn’t fantasise about you turning human only about ten zillion times, because today would have been a real let down.
- Buffy, Angel, 1.08
