Hey Rob, you’re a w_nk_r - Buy a vowel?
- Hamish Blake, The Hamish & Andy Show, Friday 13th March
I love her though and we’re perfect for each other. Because she loves how to cry, and I know how to make that happen.
- Dave Hughes, Dave Hughes Is Handy (31 min. in)
This other bloke walked past the tennis court and said “Hughesy! Love you man! Listen to you everyday!” and I felt so good about that. A woman walking behind him who overheard the conversation, wasn’t with him, she didn’t miss a beat. She just said “I don’t.” I said “Thanks, ‘cause I was doing a fucking survey!” Actually I’ll do a new survey - ‘How many moles are at the tennis court today?’ Right now we’re on 1.
- Dave Hughes, Dave Hughes Is Handy (28 min. in)
Gilmore Girls, 1.19
- Lorelai: She seemed sincere.
- Luke: How do you know?
- Lorelai: Her nose didn't grow.
Gilmore Girls, 1.18
- Rory: Henry VIII started a new church when the old one wouldn't allow divorce.
- Paris: He also cut off his wife's head. Is he still your role model?
Gilmore Girls, 1.17
- Lorelai: It is Saturday, the day of rest.
- Rory: Sunday's the day of rest.
- Lorelai: No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
- Rory: Pre-rest?
- Lorelai: Yeah, so that way when you get to Sunday, you're rested enough to enjoy your rest.
- Rory: That makes absolutely no sense.
- Lorelai: That's because it's 6 o'clock on Saturday morning!
Gilmore Girls, 1.16
- Lorelai: That's it? You're not curious why?
- Luke: Nope.
- Lorelai: That's what I love about you.
Happiness doesn’t depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude.
- Dale Carnegie (via quote-book)
from quote-book
Gilmore Girls, 1.16
- Lorelai: I'm gonna go!
- Rachel: Please, don't let me drive you away.
- Lorelai: That's okay, you're not...I have to go sit in a closet, or something...
Coffee please, and a shot of cynicism.
- Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, 1.16
